Saturday, September 19, 2009

No. 1: My brother. Always No. 1.

The person at the top of my ass whupping list is my oldest brother. Five kids by three women and no dime of child support money. In fact, I can't recall the last time he had a job. But he has money to drink and sample other things. He has a roof over his head because two dumb women fight over the chance to take him in. One is a gorilla. I guess she likes him because she can't get anything else but a zookeeper. The other one is a mystery.

My only hope is that he tries to steal something by jumping a fence and his balls get ripped off.

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