The person at the top of my ass whupping list is my oldest brother. Five kids by three women and no dime of child support money. In fact, I can't recall the last time he had a job. But he has money to drink and sample other things. He has a roof over his head because two dumb women fight over the chance to take him in. One is a gorilla. I guess she likes him because she can't get anything else but a zookeeper. The other one is a mystery.
My only hope is that he tries to steal something by jumping a fence and his balls get ripped off.
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